OH SH*T. true enough
If you walk slow in Times Square.
When you hang on to the bars for dear life on the subways.
If you have a NYC subway map on you.
If you look too happy.
When you wait at the sidewalk when the light says DON’T WALK even though there are no cars coming.
When you take flyers from people passing them out on the street.
If you wear a I ♥ NY shirt (75% chance you’re not from here).
Make your move before I’m gone
Because people change and hearts move on